Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Engineering Student's Taxonomy

Taxonomy is the practice and science of classification.here, i try to categorise the engineering/other graduate students.there are broadly three kinds of people in my opinion.
TYPE 1:
the bunch of peoples called padaku,ghissus or muggers etc adjectives varying from college to college.
they are very special breed of peoples.their main characteristics are :
1] have almost full attendence.
2] sit on the front rows.
3] unnecesary hand raising for putting stupid question during boring lectures of dumb teachers.
4] preparing a month before exams and create the tentative course of exams which used to be huge.
5] apple of teacher's eye.
6] bunking is an offence for them.
7] use lot of reference book which are very expensive n bulky too.
8] they make engineering hell for TYPE 2 &3 category.
TYPE 2 :
1]they are the ones who brainlessly copied what was written on the board.
2]they are moderates.
3]they generally start studying week ago before exams.
TYPE 3:
1] can survive without classes,professors but not without last years papers.
2]they generally slash the course,cutting out the useless or tough part which was either too hard or too.mathmatical probability and law of average is also used to add or slice the course by analysing the last 10 year papers.
3] the final course generally finalized on the last days.
4] they work very hard on penultimate day of exams.
5] they are back benchers and all time member of mass bunk forum.
6] rely on Chotta FHORTCUT.
but still all the three type make a class and each has its own relavance.
PS : some characteristics i may have miss so if u have some thing then post your suggestions as comments.

6 comments:

  1. bhai tum kaun si category mein apne aap ko daalte ho

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  2. sometime in type 2 and sometime type 3.

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  3. really insightful...well i am the type 3...u knowdat..don't u??lol

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  4. Hi Friend ur doing an excellent work.. Can we exchange links...

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  5. I wish to Breakdown Type 1 into two sub Category
    1. Type 1 Male
    2. Type 2 Female

    Type 1 Female has a boyfriend who is usually type 2 in 2nd yr and type 3 by the end of B.Tech

    Type 1 Male: Contact your mothers for an eligible bride...

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  6. interesting!!!!
    really nice....categorization accha hain :) :)
    waise me in type 2!!
    tumne apna type nahi likha!!!

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