surprised!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it was burning in chest, stomach is moving upside down,
like everything will come out.
he always felt nauseated whenever he met her.

its a surprise visit for her,
he just want to support her and  keep her smiling.
he dont know whether she will be there or not.
even he dont know whether he will find her ? .
he dont know how he will locate her because if he ask her then it's not a surprise
its just a plain risk, driving is hot especially in summers.
carrying a bag on his lanky body, he park his bike at PGI parking.

Its was his first time at AIIMS.
first he dont know what he should do.
why he came here? shall he call her.?
will she ever understand my love , my purpose of coming there?
amidst of all such questions flooding his mind,
he gathered courage and went to enquiry office.

haan madam, ek enquiry karni karni hai?
madam: puchiye ?

Mr K  K Sharma ka ward number bata sakti hai?
madam: kya bimaari hai?

partial paralysis hai
madam: g ward 7th floor
thanks madam.

he was feeling uneasy but to see her reaction when she see find him?
will she smile, will she shout or may be her parents are there instead of her?
may be she was not there.
will she recognise what all effort he made to surprise her ?

AIIMS is very big , it reminds him of IITs huge concrete structures,
lots of  tree and well planned development.
the only difference  is presence of large crowd .

the journey from enquiry office to 7 th floor g block was insightful.
In moment of exhilaration , he used stair cases.
first time in his life carrying a bag  on his back , was a very tiring journey.
he really felt his lungs will exhaust,

lesson no 1:
yeh army wale bhi badey solid hote hai, kya stamina hota hai.
100 kilo ka wajan uthate hue bhi kitna lambey fasley kat dete hain..

he could felt his heartbeats and  he himself dont know
after how much time he had done such a physical activity.

it took five minutes to regain his senses.
more questions flooding his mind.

har jagah patient hai, kya bolenge.
kisi ne puch lia  patient se kya rishta hai, kya kahenge?

seriously he was feeling anxious and was going nuts.
idhar udhar dekha, thoda courage kiya ,move ahead.
he was numb at his first sight.

aise aise patient dekhe ki ,
bas kya bole pyaar out, philosphy in.
aisa manjar dekh kar na phat jati hai.
aadmi kya kabhie sochta hai ki woh aisi conditon main hoga.
my brain had a black out.

he was numb.

lesson no 2:
doctors are almost equivalent to god.


the place is driving him crazy.
he felt like vomiting

there are souls with life but no movement
 then he realized we always complain about life ,
but was his life really worth complaining?

sincerely we never count our blessings.
he really feel for her, how she spend her time here?
only silence, my love for her is increasing.


he cant find her.
she never even bothered to tell me how she feels coming here.
may be she has adjusted her to these circumstances.
he felt that  he could  never understand her.

pata nai kya chalta hai,
kuch batati bhi nahi hai.
but he love her............
now he was  SURPRISED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lesson no 3:

never try to give lot of surprise because when life surprises you, you hardly like it.

last 4 hours flash in my mind.

PS:
1. its my first short story. AIIMS are one of reputated medical institutes in India.
2.thanks rahul for his critical review of my blog.

losing somebody

क्या अपने किसी को खोया है ?

 मैं किसी break up की बात नहीं  कर  रहा  या किसी ने आपको छोड़ दिया है ?

 क्या वाकई मैं आपको लगता है की आपने किसी को खोया है?

oops, actually i m talking about loss of someone in physical sense.

loss of  the person from your daily life.

even if you want to see that person, want tofix up everything

with her but sorry you cant see because that person is nomore
present in this world.

still you dont get it.

losing here  mean that person dont exist anymore.

seriously ek baar just imagine that have you ever imagine how your 

life will be without the person whom you daily see, who is part of your life,

whom you love most ? he could be your friends, relative, peers,best friend 

your love,parents.

seriously how many give a thought about that.

we are so busy and mechanical that we dont care about all this.

the most precious things are most simple things in this world.

a mom's hug, father back up,your friends company and your love support.

but do we really care, everyday we have some targets,professional work,

priorities,planning but dont have time for our loved one.

one should know, that life is very precious.

we never count our blessing, but busy keep criticizing and nagging  

with our loved ones.

please guys, give  it a break. just enjoy the moment,

live your life .you never know KAL HO NA HO.

Advice: just make the best of each moment you are spending

with your family and loved one because ek baar koi chala gaya 

to wapas nahi hai.

yeh chemistry ka reaction nahi hai, kuch conditions change

kar do to reaction reversible ho jaye .

PS:

1. dedicated to all who lost their loved or close ones,whose emptiness no body can feel.

2.dedicated to the person whose smile is best,who loves my writing and i love her most in this world.

3.first time i m writing blog in morning.leaving office in while.

4.love you all my friends,one sided love n my family. sorry i hurt you sometime but i love you all.

Please Comment .

random thoughts

 according to the thermodynamics law,more the unstability of the system, 
more is the entropy.entropy defines the randomness of the system.


same with my case, my mind is full of random thoughts,
flashes of memories etc etc
because of the unstability in my life.


i will use tabulation method to describe some of the random thoughts ,
 may be blogging help me in reducing my randomness in my mind.


1.love hurts n how much u are successful, if u fail in this , 
u feel u have lost ur way n purpose.
may be the feeling sinks away with time but the instant feeling was terrible.
this part canbe called as BREAK UP or for some ditching many 
synonyms but the same feeling ofloosing,lost out n sucked up.


2.life is sucking when such things became integral part of 
your life.things worsen whenyour professional life follow
 synchronously with your personal life.


3. confusion in love is the most dangerous thing.
everybody involve in such case will suffer.
 for eg.
A loves B  also vice versa. now some how C came in picture. 
if C is in picture, it mean then automatically the scene between A &B is not fine. 
A & C both love B.
there is also a D who also love  in B but unaware of C.
now wat happens,
confusion and only confusion, doubts.everybody is suffering. 
you cant accuse anybody particular is
wrong.actually this is destiny, A B C & D  are destined to suffer.
no body is right and wrong relatively to each other.
B is in dilemma.hope, dat B takes a wise decision.
indecisiveness is sign of randomness.just like my random thoughts.


i wish humans have made such a machine which can tell u who loves most?
nobody can tell who can love you most or who is most eligible.
in my 25 yr of life, love is the most complex thing i have came across.
at last i end the blog on following lines:
Never go back into old love, no matter how strong it was....
becoz its like reading a book again and again when you already know how it ends!!



but who will decide what is true love and old love?


even me too confused , just on the journey to understand Love


with a hope and an advice from my fellow friend:


terms like old & new love relate to circumstantial thinking, if ur so called "old love" was not successful that means maybe you havent experienced true love at all. get over it and get ready, maybe smday u'll find sm1 worthy.


PS:
the only good thing amidst of all this INDIA won the world cup. 
we are now the world champs.


finally , D is the last man standing just like nice guy trying not to finish last.

waiting or forgetting

आपके हिसाब से किसी का इंतज़ार करना आसान होता  है या किसी 
को भूलना कठिन होता है.एक उदहारण देता हूँ जैसे आप किसी को प्यार
करते है पर जिससे प्यार करते है वो किसी और से प्यार करती है .

तो क्या करना चाहिए ?

इंतज़ार या भूलना ? बहुत  मुश्किल प्रश्न है? 

But there are two points to note:

1.Why waiting for a person who dont love you?

2.Loving a person who dont love you is mistake?


I think nobody can give the correct and clear answer.
love is such a complex thing or do we complicate it?

Forgetting anything is very painful if the thing has some
 bitterness associated with it.contrary waiting is equally 
painful when you know that the outcomes are not favourable.

I believe in waiting atleast there is some hope and chance
 associated with it.
May Be some day fortune of wheel turns in your side.

May Be the dream which you have may fulfilled.

May Be the person  you love recognise your efforts ?

'may be'  has very low probability, and highly  risky  
but MAY BE highly rewarding.

Summarizing ,in one line :

Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful.
But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.

Summing Up Year 2010

1. What did you do in 2010 that you had never done before?

1.Watch Sunset at Mount Abu.

2.JOB

2. Did you keep your new years resolutions, and will you make more for next year?

no, but i will make more...

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?

I don’t think so.

4. Did anyone close to you die?

Thankfully, no.

5. What date from 2010 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?

26 Feb- I got my first salary.

22 Nov-One good day with my good friend.

6. What was your biggest achievement of the year?

Motivating myself to get back to prepare for MBA.

7. What was your biggest failure?

I have been unable to change certain things in my life for the better.

8. Did you suffer illness or injury?

Thank god , no serious case.

9. Whose behavior merited celebration?

Su.

10. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?

can i leave this question.?

11. Where did most of your money go?

My Laptop & Mobile.

12. What did you get really, really, really excited about?

Meeting my good friends, remmebering utu ,subbu, su ,ana,manu.......

13. What song will always remind you of 2010?

Dil To Bacha Hai....

14. Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder?

Slightly happier on professional front,but sadder on personal side.

15. What do you wish you had done more of?

I wish I had worked harder for MBA entrance.

16. What do you wish you had done less of?

Facebooking ,Daydreaming & Search for love...

17. How did you spend Christmas?

Blogging.,chatting and ofcourse facebooking  :))))))))

18. Did you fall in love in 2010?

Yes. With places. With people. With my life.

19. How many one night stands?

Mera Number  kab aayega....

20. What was your favorite TV program?

how i met your mother..

21. What was the best book you read?

 The Fountainhead

22. What was your greatest musical discovery?

Rahat Fateh Ali  sings awesome.....

23. What did you want and get?

My joining date for job.

24. What did you want and not get?

Love and a lot of etc etc...

25. What was your favorite film of this year?

Udaan, awesome movie.

26. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?

I turned 25. I was in office .

27. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?

love in my  life

28. What kept you sane?

 my dreams

29. Who was the worst new person you met?

specifically No one.

30. Who was the best new person you met?

Su

31. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2010.

1.Time is the most precious thing and good friends are priceless.

2.Best friend always loses to boyfriend/girlfriend.

3.Enjoy each moment .live n let other live.

32. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.

 Dil To Bacha Hai ......

PS: the blog idea from sunshine

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writing after a very long time, still dont know what i would write.
the main highlights this season are :
1.coldness is increasing in exponential way.
2.some very close friend of mine are very busy.no time for me.
3.Julian Assange is the new revolutionary  against America
"CYBER OSAMA".
4.wikileaks is the hottest thing in this freezing winter.
5.everybody knows Neera Radia.
6.Scams the most common thing this season happening in India.
each scam competes each other for the "Biggest Scam" title.
7.Raja,Kalmadi &  Ms Radia  are the THREE MUSKEETERS.

i want to write a lot but asap i start writing my mind goes blank.
job life as usual going on week to week basis.
my some friends are getting married in coming months and
other some are prospective grooms\brides.

i am moved by tremendous poverty existing around me, my heart comes out
when i saw small kid working on tea shops, hotels.really i feel helpless and
introspect myself where we are moving.we have became insensitve, materialistic
and always running,unsatisfied .i really dont understand the purpose of life.
instead of Being Human, we are just human being, more specifically in
managerial lingo "HUMAN RESOURCES".

cutting short, thanks to following person:
1.Mark Zuckerberg  for facebook otherwise its tough to waste time on net.
2.Himank's blog which motivate me that i should also blog.
3.Su, my good friend who motivate me to blog.

missing Ana,Su,Manu,Suboo,Utu,Nk,Tanu,Avis all my close friends.

PS: my tenses cant improve sorry.
actually it is mock test for mba aspirants for practising Sentence Correction.

Around ME

its after a very long time i m writing all due to the hot weather and the
hectic job schedule .its so less time left for me to come on computer
which was also taken by facebook n orkut .
first of all , i have came back to my hometown after my two
months in kolkata.i want to write about a blog on kolkata  n i will try
to do ASAP.the one thing is clear: after  initially having so good time
in my training period,now the things have changed.first of all, job
pressure is more, friends have moved into different places, so
everybody has singled out n have less time
.i m already feeling blues.only gud thing about job
is i came across numerous people ,make some friends of lifetime
and lot of practical  lessons.

now around me:
1.monsoon is as usual late, its too hot here. people n government still
dont understandthat its all due to climate change , no measure and
change in policies  by government,blind development n excess
exploitation of natural resources.
2.lot of marriages and obviously lot of childrens.india may dont have
GDP,Growth rate in double digit butsurely if all this continue surely we
 will have very high population. .government n people mindset sucks,
seriously it is the most serious problem which need to be paid attention.
3.Honour killing one more problem. i really dont know where we are
going which wayto 15 century or 21 century.the honour killing incident
sumbolises the sick n degraded mindset of people, howcould one kill
 his own child just on the name of honour.its clearly pathetic n the most
shocking thing is someeducated people are also doing this.god knows
where we all are heading.lot other like environment degardation,
cutting of trees and mexico oil spill, high inflation rate.

i m  hearing BIN TERE of I hate lov storys, nice song  looking
forward for this movieand weather is pleasant , dark clouds in
sky and  its a wonderful morning.
hope rain will fall in north india ..........

My ILP journey @ TCS Gandhinagar

back after 2 months .
me presently at my home for   5 days.
will move to kolkata in next 2 days.
the past  2 months were the best days of my life.
after 7  months of frustration, having lot of apprehensions i went to
 gandhinagar.this part of my life is called job.
lot of worrys in mind how i will do this?
will i get fired?how i can do job without sleeping?
i cant sit at one place for more than 10 mins how it will be possible for 
me to do job?so lot of questions and curiousty in my mind?


finally i landed  in ahmedabad on 21 january,2010.
we have been provided lodging and i must say lodging were fanastic 
and excellent housekeeping facility.in these 2 month training 
time we do lot of masti n make lot of friends.


about my class A41:
I think my class was like a family.we have done lot of masti ,fun 
and played all indoor games, possible inside the office.
sumit and eesha our CRs have take a lot of pain on our behalf.
ruphar , rancho of our class and  my neighbour at  hostel.always 
mast n bindaas ,expert at leg pulling and making people laugh.,
last bench - me,raman and shreya ghosal aks soumya k p.,shruti and 
vikas -the rolex guy along with sumit.ashish,anubha
 and ankita trio along with apoorv - our topper at 
computer games.tanu,vivek,shalini,happy,hitesh,
shaitan ki nani-deepika.,kishore,sravani and chatur aks prasad
from andhra ,the bengali gang-arnab,prithis,tanumoy,
subhrojit,monojit and devdeep.finally my room 
partner shashi.


my class A41 rocks and will miss u all.


What i will miss most?
1.my room  202,block 6,studio apartment,gandhinagar.
2.my class A41.
3.Soumya k p,deepayan and gautam singing.
4.Prasad's acting.
5.mihil and shashi- my room partner, vinayak,ruphar,pindari gang,
last bench of a41,abhishek singh,anuj,sandy,ankita,kamna,
subhodip,pendy a long list.........
6.Anupam Pandey's life skill classes.
7.dumb charades,antakshari in class time.
8.mount abu trip.
9.7 march,15 march and 16 march- last  day.
10.last but not the least, miss moumita mukherjee.
the girl from durgapur became a friend  of mine.mast bindass and
 live hearted girl .i can write a book on her so leave it apart.


in short , i only remember one song to describe my emotions:
Bryan Adams- Those were the best days of my life ( summer of 69)
finally,
there are lot of names i forget to mention, but u all make 
this ilp journey of mine - a journey of lifetime.
will miss you guys.......
ILP Gandhinagar  rocks.......
TCS rocks.


PS: My tenses cant improve even after numerous wriiten communication sessions

TCS 2009 community

To,

TCS 2009 community and its member

TCS 2009 community is the most active community on the orkut 
consistingof almost 16000 members(specifically 15,958 members
till this moment ) and hundred of active threads running day night.
if this community is not there i really dont know how i pass 
these 7 months.for the past seven months ,it's my daily routine to 
come on the community n check out for some joining news.there
are like thousand of members  like me doing the same as daily 
routine.first ofall,why i writing this ?i m writng this to acknowledge
all the tcs community members.
i want to do in the form of blog in written form so after 4 -5 yr i cud

remember all these days.these days are very testing sometimes very
frustrating but self learnig and i personally feel that everything has a
purpose and without my community these days must be like  a hell.

Now about the community, tcs 2009 community rocks.i tell u i
was very frustrated why i join this company n why this with me?but

community is only relief in past 7 months and it brings smile in patches

to me.but i tell u its my honour to work with all of u.each member though
upset n frustrated at times,but for other they are ready tohelp any time and
consulting n counselling.there are some chat threads,somequiz thread,
some statewise thread some college grade A,B,C n some cs n ncs base

threeads.sometimes there are argument over some particular grade or
particular stream is given first but it happens.u cant expect 100 percent
perfection.i m proud of the all the members of the community.

there are so active members who after getting joining acknowledges the
tcs comm efforts.then there are guys who have joined  n sending their
updates how n what is going in their training.this is the thing which i like
 the most about the community,the spirit n the team work.

bahut khushi hoti hai i will work with such people.some specific names to
 be mention who work day n night for this community:

SHUBHAM GARG- i tel u i have not met this guy i dont know him except

 wat i get from his orkut profile.wat a gem he is.

not me every member is proudof him.i m one of the silentadmirer of him.

wish to meet him soon.he mange the threads,spreadsheet n help section

about every problem.its so tough to mange such a big n active community.

there are lot of names which i want to take but  due to long list there is
space constraints .

I got my joining on 22 jan ,ahmedabad.i wish to god dat everybody gets
their joining as soon as possible. i cud feel what everybody has gone
through.u. all guys rock i cud write a lot but i think i can speak better than

writing.sorry for speeling n tenses mistakes,my english is slight bad.

I will miss u all n hope to see u soon.

3 cheers for TCS 2009 community

hip hip hurrey!!

hip hip hurrey!!

hip hip hurrey!!

with love ,

Saurabh Shukla

HBTI  Kanpur 2009

ASE(T)

TCS

Aal izz well..........

finally 2009 is coming to end in next 5-6 hours.
Aal izz well is in the air..........
Aamir khan is the king of december ,his 3rd consecutive superhit
in december.all earning moolahs in increasing order:
TZP < Ghazini < 3Idiots.
i think aal izz well only going for 3 idiots team especially aamir khan.
now coming to common public bhailog:
there is nothing which could be counted as aal is well.
Inflation is at peak, phir bhi bhaiya aal izz well..
Monsoon fail,drought hit, phir bhi bhaiya  aal izz well...
job hai joining nahi,phir bhi bhaiya  aal izz well...
electricity hai nahi ,tap main pani nahi
 phir bhi bhaiya  aal izz well...
degree hai job nahi,phir bhi bhaiya  aal izz well...
global warming hai bt kya hua
phir bhi bhaiya  aal izz well...
its tough to put up a brave face !!!!!!!!
major highlights of the year 2009:
1. Madhu koda and his 4000 crore scam.
2.Advaniji ka finally no aa gaya  retirement ke liye.
3.Gay sex between consenting adults is no more offense.
4.Copenhagen finally fails.
5.nobel prize  for Obama.,but that also dont
 prevent him from sending more troops in afganistan.
6.Swine flu came twice , back with a bang.all cause of mutating viruses.
7.Shashi tharoor's tweeter account is mor ein news than him.
8.Jarnail singh tossed a shoe at P.Chidambram
9.finally Liberhan report is tabled.i really guess if there
 is no leaking it may not be tabled also.
10.Kasab has short term memory loss problem.
11.A R Rahman receives oscar,proud moment for india.
 3 Idiots is the biggest hit of bollywood and tomorrow i m going to watch it.
finally happy new year to all aur zor se bolo phir se bhaiya all izz well.

Mere pass paa hai.........

i think u all remember the famous dialogue of 1975 movie deewar:
Amitabh Bachan - Aaj mere paas buildings hain, property hai, bank balance hai, bungla hai, gaari hai, kya hai tumhare paas
Shashi Kapoor - Mere paas Maa hai.
but after 24 years of movie finally amitabh bachan can go
back to shashi kappor and  say that :
tere paas maa hai to kya hua,
mere paas PAA hai.

pyaar impossible.........

Have u heard the song alisha... and pyaar impossible....... of movie

pyaar impossible ?the movie is about geek looking guy uday chopra and

our own desi girl priyanka chopra studying in some foreign college.

uday chopra is looking more idiotic den his former movies.

he is also the producer n writer of the movie n thus for the first time

he cast himself very well coz he  suits this character,playing  the 
character of nerd with spects and horrible hairstyle who is in

onesided love with priyanka chopra playing a sexy modern babe ,
who do skating,dance n riding on cycles more than studies.

i tel u why i write on dis ?this story is similar to ours,like our hero

jo bahut hi padaku appearing wala hai,and our heroine who is more like 

a model and less like a student,who is afraid of confessing his love 

to her may be coz of looks or some inferiority complex.its about them

who like our hero has onesided lovestory n can never speak i love you.

hum logon ki tarah jinhe lagta hai ki they r nt gud luking as the girl

( mind it girl is realy beautiful) and why would she love me etc etc.

actualy for them love is really impossible ..........


dats the plot of the movie n i know in movie really our hero will get the

alisha (priyanka). i dont know how either the hero will trnsform

 from nerd to machoman jst like surinder sahni to

 raj or girl will fall for nerd realising the importance of true love jst like

 tani ji  find in suri ji arey wahi movie yash chopra ki rab ne bana di jodi.

yeh bhi yash chopra ki hai, phir se risk le rahe. yeh uday chopra ki
 fourth inning hai shayad isbar retirement le le.

par yeh to thi reel life bt real life aisa kuch hota hai kya ?

i dont think so.?bt in real life i have seen lot of marriages in which the
 guy is realy idiotic i mean jisne khali jindagi bhar pada hai and unki
 wife maal hoti hai.sorry for the choice of word but this is what we
 generally use.i think the chance of pyaar impossible of nerd + beautiful 
girl has very low probablity somewhat like 10 ki power -6  
ie one in million case.i wish hamara bhi pyaar kabhie pyaar

impossible se pyar possible ho jaye.
so uday chopra to lucky hai unka shayad beda par ho jaye hum logo ka
 kya hoga? kya apna no ayega ?

kya apna\aapka  pyaar impossible se pyaar possible hoga?

chalo i leave all this answer to time.wish  luck to me n million others .

ps:

agar kisi ka pyaar possible ho gaya ho to tell me by posting.

yeh hai meri kahaani .........

यह है मेरी कहानी,

खामोश जिंदगानी

room no 23 में कहीं बीत जाये ना मेरी जवानी

ये है मेरी कहानी

खामोश जिंदगानी ........

प्लेसमेंट की आस में ,

गर्लफ्रेंड की तलाश मैं .

कहीं बीत जाये ना मेरी जवानी

ये है मेरी कहानी

खामोश जिंदगानी ........

मेस मैं लाइन लगते हुए ,

बाथरूम मैं चिलाते हुए, .

कहीं बीत जाये ना मेरी जवानी

ये है मेरी कहानी

खामोश जिंदगानी ........

photocopy की शॉप से लेकर चाय की दूकान तक,

lecture रूम से लेकर हॉस्टल रूम तक ,

बस इतनी दूर सिमित है मेरी जिंदगानी .

ये है मेरी कहानी

खामोश जिंदगानी ........

हॉस्टल की दीवार फांदते हुए ,

रात को चाय की चुस्कियां लगते हुए,

तस के पत्ते खेलते हुए ,

असीमित BC करते हुए.

कहीं बीत जाये ना मेरी जवानी,

ये है मेरी कहानी

खामोश जिंदगानी ........

Engineering Student's Taxonomy

Taxonomy is the practice and science of classification.here, i try to categorise the engineering/other graduate students.there are broadly three kinds of people in my opinion.

TYPE 1:

the bunch of peoples called padaku,ghissus or muggers etc adjectives varying from college to college.

they are very special breed of peoples.their main characteristics are :

1] have almost full attendence.

2] sit on the front rows.

3] unnecesary hand raising for putting stupid question during boring lectures of dumb teachers.

4] preparing a month before exams and create the tentative course of exams which used to be huge.

5] apple of teacher's eye.

6] bunking is an offence for them.

7] use lot of reference book which are very expensive n bulky too.

8] they make engineering hell for TYPE 2 &3 category.

TYPE 2 :

1]they are the ones who brainlessly copied what was written on the board.

2]they are moderates.

3]they generally start studying week ago before exams.

TYPE 3:

1] can survive without classes,professors but not without last years papers.

2]they generally slash the course,cutting out the useless or tough part which was either too hard or too.mathmatical probability and law of average is also used to add or slice the course by analysing the last 10 year papers.

3] the final course generally finalized on the last days.

4] they work very hard on penultimate day of exams.

5] they are back benchers and all time member of mass bunk forum.

6] rely on Chotta FHORTCUT.

but still all the three type make a class and each has its own relavance.

PS : some characteristics i may have miss so if u have some thing then post your suggestions as comments.

Idiots ( gandu )

kitni kharab hai apni life ,

dhoonte rehte hai hamesha apne liye wife.

padai se jee churate hain,

tutorials ki copy banate hain.

doosron ki ga** marte hai ,

aur apni frustration nikalte hai.

teerandaj bahut bante hain,

par frustrate hamesha rehte hain.

jab chahe sutta sulgate hai ,

apne dil ko jalate hain.

adhe time college main ga** marate hain,

phir bhi kuch nahi akr pate hain,

Kyunki hum hain GANDU ,

sabse bade gandu........

this is my original poem nt actually poem but something type of poem.

some words like wife symbolises girlfrnd or girl used jst for rhythm purpose.

the words like ga** is typical daily word used in college among boys bt here not used jst, like sensor board use beep in songs containing offensive word.

PS:

SORRY for sms type chalu language HINGLISH.

Super Sunday ! sunday of exams ...............

Sunday,the most awaited day of the week for most of us.

some have movie plans-filmy sunday,sum have shopping sunday in crowded malls n markets,some have sleeping sunday especially for indian bpo or IT professionals regaining all their sucked energy.

but there is a special section of the indian society called students or aspirants who have

worrying nervous super sunday n unaware about what the sunday has store for them.

with super sunday i mean million of students running in race for their aspirations.its nt the india pakistan clash but clash of lakhs of student VS various recruitment n selection fraternity.

if i ask u which is the most toughest examination in india?

for some iit or for some iim or for some ias? but i give u some eye opening facts which may slight change your opinion.

1.IIT JEE exam is conducted by JEE board for some 8000+ seats and no fo candidates are generally around 4 lakhs.

2.CAT examination by IIM for some 1500 to 2000 seats and no of students vary from 2.5 to 3 lakhs.

3.AIEEE by CBSE is one of the biggest exams for engg aspirants some 15000+ seats and no of candidates are 10 lakhs.

4.IAS Examination by UPSC,some of the 2 lakhs students generally appear for 500+ seats.

5.But this year either due to recession or sixth pay commmission,the SBI clerical exams is one of the bigest examination in nation history.

34 lakh canddates have apply for the 11000 post of clerical cadre of SBI.

The examination schedule spreads for 4 sundays of november,each sunday alloted for roughly 8.5 lakhs of student.it is one of the most toughest exam i feel.

so i leave it to you to decide but i think it is very tough here in india especially job scenario.in real sense it is super sunday for millllion of indian aspirants.BEST OF LUCK...........

Dhoni Mantra:girls,wines and cigarettes

The night of the Hyderabad ODI was one that every Indian fan is bound to find hard to forget.but our team india was very quickly over with wine,cigeerates and girls.

First up is captain Dhoni with a gaggle of girls. The girls clearly can't get enough of the smashing Indian skipper.actually he worked hard for his 6 runs from 15 balls.

Dhoni wasn't the only one enjoying female company - also Ravindra Jadeja seems to have had his piece of fun too.ravindra jadeja has worked so hard in getting run out.pravin kumar was making ring of smoke to gain attention.

Virender Sehwag was also seen behind a huge cloud of smoke.he is so irresponsible dat it is tough to write.have nybody seen the ad of insurance company in which sehwag and yuvi come they say cricket is their life,blah blah.........

WTF they are so disserious, i cant believe actually these new guys.when they spend their nights at partying then how they will win matches.

Are the Indian players out of line in behaving like this after such a shameless dispaly of play? Yes. With the team having lost, that's probably the most obvious sentiments.they are playing for bcci not india or billion fan following.

Sachin Tendulkar, meanwhile, was the only Indian cricketer to have given the party a miss. After all, he had scored a memorable 175 which was in vain.he is a legend n it is shame to even point a finger on this person.he is god for us.

the present team india(don't count legendary sachin) is a bunch of idiots who play more sincerely for their franchise than india.ACTUALLY they are like horses running in race course.they don't respect emotions of common indian.

also it is our mistake dat we have so much hyped about our cricket players n it is high time for bcci to seriously reconsider the present issue.it is shame for whole india.

India of my dream

India will have the largest youth population in the world by the year 2015.

the indian youth have a lot of responsibility on their shouldersfor making a

India - a better place ofliving.

A new India -nomore the land of snake charmers.INDIA a free and

developed india where everybody has a opinion and will have hundred

percent literacy,a terror free atmosphere and nomore the discrimination

on the basis of language,region,caste,colour,class and religion.A new India

where the law means law in reality,not influenced by power and money.

An indian citizen can really exercise his fundamental rights.where every

indian has food to eat nclean waterfor drinking.where there is proper

health facilities affordable for everybody.

INDIA -free of diseases,communal riots,corruption,crime,illliteracy,

political instability.

This is a dream which can be realised with little contribution from

every fellowindian. WE -here we mean every indian ranging from

powerfulpoliticians,business

tycoons,civil cervants,ordinary clerk,poor labour,hard working farmer,

from hindu to muslim,from north indian to southindian,from brahmin to

dalits and everybody who is directly and indirectly attached to country

india. now the time has come that the newgeneration ie we youth have to

take commandand lead from front, making collectiveefforts.i mean we all

ie youth from all part of india belonging to differentregion,religion,

caste,class and language.we have to form a new group or a political party

or a new platform by leaving our narrow andlimited personal interest.

we have to think broadly on the line of nationalism and patriotism

.if every individual contribute little also to our indian society

then we can realise the concept of free and develop india.

we have to stop thinking on th line of caste,religion and other factors creating

discord among ourselves.there is need of self assessment where everybody has to leave

their self interest to a certain practical level. only development and concept of freedom is

not our priorty but the environmental problems should be also concerned.

these problems are directly related to the population.our resources are extinguishing at

very fast rate.the demand and supply difference is increasing.the natural resources

has to be managed very well.we should also look up towards our melting glacier

and river pollution.the basic emenities like food,clean water and electricity to every

indian should be our top priorty.on the development side we should work

from the lower level.we must focus on the agriculture sector first.here good irrigation

facilities and fertilizers along with guidance from agricultural scientists must be provided

to our farmers.insurance should be provided freeby the government in case of failure of

farming.for the service and business sector new

economic reforms should be implemented focussing on providing infrastructure

facilities and financial help.tax policies should be review.the present tax policy has

lapses and the new p0olicy should promote saving and discourage hiding of black money

and black maoney should be tapped by new flexible and new economic plans.

the most important thing that corruption should be handled strictly.it became a

disease.the politicians-buerocracy businessman link has destroyrd the government

system completely.if politicians are honest and tough in decision making since they are

on the top level of the administrative system,our system will definitely improve.

indian youth has to work very hard. He has to lead from front.instead of

criticizng the system we must improve our self because we are somewhere and

somehow the part of the system itself.we are or will be the part of the system.

we will be either future doctors,engineers,lawyers ias officers and any other job

but we are directly or indirectly link to this system.the need of the hour is that

we have to change ourself.there our times in our life where we ourself tend to opt

for thingswhich are wrong or unethical forour interest.we have to leave this

attitude of ourself.

we cannot help ourseves without helping others.

we cannot enrich our kives without enriching others.

we cannot prosper without bringing prosperity to others.

if every body realize the above three points then we dont need some radical methods.

we dont have to opt for blind development.there should be balance

between development and our enviroments. we not only have to face challanges of

economy,but problems like global warming and climate changes are also

affecting us. problems like terrorism,naxalism,distrust among religions and various

caste are posing threat to the concept of united india.policy like

reservation are creating faction among the masses.today, indian

society is totally divided.everybody is working for their self interest.

there are lot of othr problems.but every body has to sit and do self assestment.

Where the vision is one year ,cultivate flowers.

Where the vision is ten years,cultivate trees.

Where the vision is eternity,cultivate people.

There are two types of people in the world:

1) one who always face the pains,problems and injustice but never change

themselves.they dont have guts or courage to resist to wrong done to them

or anybody.

2)the others are who take the responsibility, leading from front and

change the situation. (Courtsey: Rang De Basanti)

we need to decide which category we belong.

SO decide which category u belong????????