Aal izz well..........

finally 2009 is coming to end in next 5-6 hours.
Aal izz well is in the air..........
Aamir khan is the king of december ,his 3rd consecutive superhit
in december.all earning moolahs in increasing order:
TZP < Ghazini < 3Idiots.
i think aal izz well only going for 3 idiots team especially aamir khan.
now coming to common public bhailog:
there is nothing which could be counted as aal is well.
Inflation is at peak, phir bhi bhaiya aal izz well..
Monsoon fail,drought hit, phir bhi bhaiya  aal izz well...
job hai joining nahi,phir bhi bhaiya  aal izz well...
electricity hai nahi ,tap main pani nahi
 phir bhi bhaiya  aal izz well...
degree hai job nahi,phir bhi bhaiya  aal izz well...
global warming hai bt kya hua
phir bhi bhaiya  aal izz well...
its tough to put up a brave face !!!!!!!!
major highlights of the year 2009:
1. Madhu koda and his 4000 crore scam.
2.Advaniji ka finally no aa gaya  retirement ke liye.
3.Gay sex between consenting adults is no more offense.
4.Copenhagen finally fails.
5.nobel prize  for Obama.,but that also dont
 prevent him from sending more troops in afganistan.
6.Swine flu came twice , back with a bang.all cause of mutating viruses.
7.Shashi tharoor's tweeter account is mor ein news than him.
8.Jarnail singh tossed a shoe at P.Chidambram
9.finally Liberhan report is tabled.i really guess if there
 is no leaking it may not be tabled also.
10.Kasab has short term memory loss problem.
11.A R Rahman receives oscar,proud moment for india.
 3 Idiots is the biggest hit of bollywood and tomorrow i m going to watch it.
finally happy new year to all aur zor se bolo phir se bhaiya all izz well.

Mere pass paa hai.........

i think u all remember the famous dialogue of 1975 movie deewar:
Amitabh Bachan - Aaj mere paas buildings hain, property hai, bank balance hai, bungla hai, gaari hai, kya hai tumhare paas
Shashi Kapoor - Mere paas Maa hai.
but after 24 years of movie finally amitabh bachan can go
back to shashi kappor and  say that :
tere paas maa hai to kya hua,
mere paas PAA hai.

pyaar impossible.........

Have u heard the song alisha... and pyaar impossible....... of movie

pyaar impossible ?the movie is about geek looking guy uday chopra and

our own desi girl priyanka chopra studying in some foreign college.

uday chopra is looking more idiotic den his former movies.

he is also the producer n writer of the movie n thus for the first time

he cast himself very well coz he  suits this character,playing  the 
character of nerd with spects and horrible hairstyle who is in

onesided love with priyanka chopra playing a sexy modern babe ,
who do skating,dance n riding on cycles more than studies.

i tel u why i write on dis ?this story is similar to ours,like our hero

jo bahut hi padaku appearing wala hai,and our heroine who is more like 

a model and less like a student,who is afraid of confessing his love 

to her may be coz of looks or some inferiority complex.its about them

who like our hero has onesided lovestory n can never speak i love you.

hum logon ki tarah jinhe lagta hai ki they r nt gud luking as the girl

( mind it girl is realy beautiful) and why would she love me etc etc.

actualy for them love is really impossible ..........


dats the plot of the movie n i know in movie really our hero will get the

alisha (priyanka). i dont know how either the hero will trnsform

 from nerd to machoman jst like surinder sahni to

 raj or girl will fall for nerd realising the importance of true love jst like

 tani ji  find in suri ji arey wahi movie yash chopra ki rab ne bana di jodi.

yeh bhi yash chopra ki hai, phir se risk le rahe. yeh uday chopra ki
 fourth inning hai shayad isbar retirement le le.

par yeh to thi reel life bt real life aisa kuch hota hai kya ?

i dont think so.?bt in real life i have seen lot of marriages in which the
 guy is realy idiotic i mean jisne khali jindagi bhar pada hai and unki
 wife maal hoti hai.sorry for the choice of word but this is what we
 generally use.i think the chance of pyaar impossible of nerd + beautiful 
girl has very low probablity somewhat like 10 ki power -6  
ie one in million case.i wish hamara bhi pyaar kabhie pyaar

impossible se pyar possible ho jaye.
so uday chopra to lucky hai unka shayad beda par ho jaye hum logo ka
 kya hoga? kya apna no ayega ?

kya apna\aapka  pyaar impossible se pyaar possible hoga?

chalo i leave all this answer to time.wish  luck to me n million others .

ps:

agar kisi ka pyaar possible ho gaya ho to tell me by posting.

yeh hai meri kahaani .........

यह है मेरी कहानी,

खामोश जिंदगानी

room no 23 में कहीं बीत जाये ना मेरी जवानी

ये है मेरी कहानी

खामोश जिंदगानी ........

प्लेसमेंट की आस में ,

गर्लफ्रेंड की तलाश मैं .

कहीं बीत जाये ना मेरी जवानी

ये है मेरी कहानी

खामोश जिंदगानी ........

मेस मैं लाइन लगते हुए ,

बाथरूम मैं चिलाते हुए, .

कहीं बीत जाये ना मेरी जवानी

ये है मेरी कहानी

खामोश जिंदगानी ........

photocopy की शॉप से लेकर चाय की दूकान तक,

lecture रूम से लेकर हॉस्टल रूम तक ,

बस इतनी दूर सिमित है मेरी जिंदगानी .

ये है मेरी कहानी

खामोश जिंदगानी ........

हॉस्टल की दीवार फांदते हुए ,

रात को चाय की चुस्कियां लगते हुए,

तस के पत्ते खेलते हुए ,

असीमित BC करते हुए.

कहीं बीत जाये ना मेरी जवानी,

ये है मेरी कहानी

खामोश जिंदगानी ........

Engineering Student's Taxonomy

Taxonomy is the practice and science of classification.here, i try to categorise the engineering/other graduate students.there are broadly three kinds of people in my opinion.

TYPE 1:

the bunch of peoples called padaku,ghissus or muggers etc adjectives varying from college to college.

they are very special breed of peoples.their main characteristics are :

1] have almost full attendence.

2] sit on the front rows.

3] unnecesary hand raising for putting stupid question during boring lectures of dumb teachers.

4] preparing a month before exams and create the tentative course of exams which used to be huge.

5] apple of teacher's eye.

6] bunking is an offence for them.

7] use lot of reference book which are very expensive n bulky too.

8] they make engineering hell for TYPE 2 &3 category.

TYPE 2 :

1]they are the ones who brainlessly copied what was written on the board.

2]they are moderates.

3]they generally start studying week ago before exams.

TYPE 3:

1] can survive without classes,professors but not without last years papers.

2]they generally slash the course,cutting out the useless or tough part which was either too hard or too.mathmatical probability and law of average is also used to add or slice the course by analysing the last 10 year papers.

3] the final course generally finalized on the last days.

4] they work very hard on penultimate day of exams.

5] they are back benchers and all time member of mass bunk forum.

6] rely on Chotta FHORTCUT.

but still all the three type make a class and each has its own relavance.

PS : some characteristics i may have miss so if u have some thing then post your suggestions as comments.

Idiots ( gandu )

kitni kharab hai apni life ,

dhoonte rehte hai hamesha apne liye wife.

padai se jee churate hain,

tutorials ki copy banate hain.

doosron ki ga** marte hai ,

aur apni frustration nikalte hai.

teerandaj bahut bante hain,

par frustrate hamesha rehte hain.

jab chahe sutta sulgate hai ,

apne dil ko jalate hain.

adhe time college main ga** marate hain,

phir bhi kuch nahi akr pate hain,

Kyunki hum hain GANDU ,

sabse bade gandu........

this is my original poem nt actually poem but something type of poem.

some words like wife symbolises girlfrnd or girl used jst for rhythm purpose.

the words like ga** is typical daily word used in college among boys bt here not used jst, like sensor board use beep in songs containing offensive word.

PS:

SORRY for sms type chalu language HINGLISH.

Super Sunday ! sunday of exams ...............

Sunday,the most awaited day of the week for most of us.

some have movie plans-filmy sunday,sum have shopping sunday in crowded malls n markets,some have sleeping sunday especially for indian bpo or IT professionals regaining all their sucked energy.

but there is a special section of the indian society called students or aspirants who have

worrying nervous super sunday n unaware about what the sunday has store for them.

with super sunday i mean million of students running in race for their aspirations.its nt the india pakistan clash but clash of lakhs of student VS various recruitment n selection fraternity.

if i ask u which is the most toughest examination in india?

for some iit or for some iim or for some ias? but i give u some eye opening facts which may slight change your opinion.

1.IIT JEE exam is conducted by JEE board for some 8000+ seats and no fo candidates are generally around 4 lakhs.

2.CAT examination by IIM for some 1500 to 2000 seats and no of students vary from 2.5 to 3 lakhs.

3.AIEEE by CBSE is one of the biggest exams for engg aspirants some 15000+ seats and no of candidates are 10 lakhs.

4.IAS Examination by UPSC,some of the 2 lakhs students generally appear for 500+ seats.

5.But this year either due to recession or sixth pay commmission,the SBI clerical exams is one of the bigest examination in nation history.

34 lakh canddates have apply for the 11000 post of clerical cadre of SBI.

The examination schedule spreads for 4 sundays of november,each sunday alloted for roughly 8.5 lakhs of student.it is one of the most toughest exam i feel.

so i leave it to you to decide but i think it is very tough here in india especially job scenario.in real sense it is super sunday for millllion of indian aspirants.BEST OF LUCK...........

Dhoni Mantra:girls,wines and cigarettes

The night of the Hyderabad ODI was one that every Indian fan is bound to find hard to forget.but our team india was very quickly over with wine,cigeerates and girls.

First up is captain Dhoni with a gaggle of girls. The girls clearly can't get enough of the smashing Indian skipper.actually he worked hard for his 6 runs from 15 balls.

Dhoni wasn't the only one enjoying female company - also Ravindra Jadeja seems to have had his piece of fun too.ravindra jadeja has worked so hard in getting run out.pravin kumar was making ring of smoke to gain attention.

Virender Sehwag was also seen behind a huge cloud of smoke.he is so irresponsible dat it is tough to write.have nybody seen the ad of insurance company in which sehwag and yuvi come they say cricket is their life,blah blah.........

WTF they are so disserious, i cant believe actually these new guys.when they spend their nights at partying then how they will win matches.

Are the Indian players out of line in behaving like this after such a shameless dispaly of play? Yes. With the team having lost, that's probably the most obvious sentiments.they are playing for bcci not india or billion fan following.

Sachin Tendulkar, meanwhile, was the only Indian cricketer to have given the party a miss. After all, he had scored a memorable 175 which was in vain.he is a legend n it is shame to even point a finger on this person.he is god for us.

the present team india(don't count legendary sachin) is a bunch of idiots who play more sincerely for their franchise than india.ACTUALLY they are like horses running in race course.they don't respect emotions of common indian.

also it is our mistake dat we have so much hyped about our cricket players n it is high time for bcci to seriously reconsider the present issue.it is shame for whole india.

India of my dream

India will have the largest youth population in the world by the year 2015.

the indian youth have a lot of responsibility on their shouldersfor making a

India - a better place ofliving.

A new India -nomore the land of snake charmers.INDIA a free and

developed india where everybody has a opinion and will have hundred

percent literacy,a terror free atmosphere and nomore the discrimination

on the basis of language,region,caste,colour,class and religion.A new India

where the law means law in reality,not influenced by power and money.

An indian citizen can really exercise his fundamental rights.where every

indian has food to eat nclean waterfor drinking.where there is proper

health facilities affordable for everybody.

INDIA -free of diseases,communal riots,corruption,crime,illliteracy,

political instability.

This is a dream which can be realised with little contribution from

every fellowindian. WE -here we mean every indian ranging from

powerfulpoliticians,business

tycoons,civil cervants,ordinary clerk,poor labour,hard working farmer,

from hindu to muslim,from north indian to southindian,from brahmin to

dalits and everybody who is directly and indirectly attached to country

india. now the time has come that the newgeneration ie we youth have to

take commandand lead from front, making collectiveefforts.i mean we all

ie youth from all part of india belonging to differentregion,religion,

caste,class and language.we have to form a new group or a political party

or a new platform by leaving our narrow andlimited personal interest.

we have to think broadly on the line of nationalism and patriotism

.if every individual contribute little also to our indian society

then we can realise the concept of free and develop india.

we have to stop thinking on th line of caste,religion and other factors creating

discord among ourselves.there is need of self assessment where everybody has to leave

their self interest to a certain practical level. only development and concept of freedom is

not our priorty but the environmental problems should be also concerned.

these problems are directly related to the population.our resources are extinguishing at

very fast rate.the demand and supply difference is increasing.the natural resources

has to be managed very well.we should also look up towards our melting glacier

and river pollution.the basic emenities like food,clean water and electricity to every

indian should be our top priorty.on the development side we should work

from the lower level.we must focus on the agriculture sector first.here good irrigation

facilities and fertilizers along with guidance from agricultural scientists must be provided

to our farmers.insurance should be provided freeby the government in case of failure of

farming.for the service and business sector new

economic reforms should be implemented focussing on providing infrastructure

facilities and financial help.tax policies should be review.the present tax policy has

lapses and the new p0olicy should promote saving and discourage hiding of black money

and black maoney should be tapped by new flexible and new economic plans.

the most important thing that corruption should be handled strictly.it became a

disease.the politicians-buerocracy businessman link has destroyrd the government

system completely.if politicians are honest and tough in decision making since they are

on the top level of the administrative system,our system will definitely improve.

indian youth has to work very hard. He has to lead from front.instead of

criticizng the system we must improve our self because we are somewhere and

somehow the part of the system itself.we are or will be the part of the system.

we will be either future doctors,engineers,lawyers ias officers and any other job

but we are directly or indirectly link to this system.the need of the hour is that

we have to change ourself.there our times in our life where we ourself tend to opt

for thingswhich are wrong or unethical forour interest.we have to leave this

attitude of ourself.

we cannot help ourseves without helping others.

we cannot enrich our kives without enriching others.

we cannot prosper without bringing prosperity to others.

if every body realize the above three points then we dont need some radical methods.

we dont have to opt for blind development.there should be balance

between development and our enviroments. we not only have to face challanges of

economy,but problems like global warming and climate changes are also

affecting us. problems like terrorism,naxalism,distrust among religions and various

caste are posing threat to the concept of united india.policy like

reservation are creating faction among the masses.today, indian

society is totally divided.everybody is working for their self interest.

there are lot of othr problems.but every body has to sit and do self assestment.

Where the vision is one year ,cultivate flowers.

Where the vision is ten years,cultivate trees.

Where the vision is eternity,cultivate people.

There are two types of people in the world:

1) one who always face the pains,problems and injustice but never change

themselves.they dont have guts or courage to resist to wrong done to them

or anybody.

2)the others are who take the responsibility, leading from front and

change the situation. (Courtsey: Rang De Basanti)

we need to decide which category we belong.

SO decide which category u belong????????

Budget Baazigari

i really dont understand the logic behind increasing the taxation slabs by 10000 rs.

now some simple mathematics:

so now tax benefits increase by 1030 rs.

so each month every tax payer below 10 lac rs gets rs 85(aopprox)

ie 1030/12=86 rs as saving.

now consider the increase in petrol price :

rs 4 per litre of petrol.consider the average consumption to be 25 to 30 litre

so net increment in petrol expenditure is 100rs . this 85 per month is given to compensate for petrol increment or it is like lollypop given to us by government.

pata nahi muche bilkul samach nahi aa raha ki how i shall react to this news.

pata nahi these people do joke with us?

isse badiye to badana hi nahi tha.

in this whole budget i think there is nothing for the middle class.

now consider another interesting scenario:

for tax slab>10 lac rs due to removal of 10% cess the benefits are far greater than the slab<10>

also price decrease hue woh bhi upper class ke liye:

for eg 1) LCD TV

2) BRANDED JEWELLERY

3) CARS OF POWER >2000CC

"Congress ka hath ,aam aadmi ke sath"or upper class ke sat?.

ab yeh sab upper class wale hi lete hain middle class ka to ghar ka budget hi control ho jaye wahi badi baat hai.

inflation zero or negative hai but aata dal ka bhav asman choo rahe aur sabse badi irony yeh hai ki neither farmers nor the customer is getting benfits.the middle chain is eating all the benefits.

curroption is on the peak.

i am strong supporter of congress but today i was disappointed.

fiscal deficit has increased to great level.

lets hope that the gloomy days of recession will pass quickly.

i wish my joining comes as early as possible and may this government be successful in creating

1.25 crore new jobs along with protecting the ongoing jobs.

jai ho indain voters ki ..................

finally the results are out and this election result is historical and positive.

the main features of the  result are:

1. first of all half of the india  dont become PAPPU by casting their vote and

most importantly they cast their  vote very sensibly.

2.the king makers are out.they all are lying on the ground.from mayawati to devegoda,jayalalita to lalu yadav,from paswan to pawar all are reduced in strength.

3.people vote for development and for good candidates.

4.almost 80% of the tainted figures are defeated. In bihar and uttar pradesth almost all the bahubalis or so called mafia neta have lose their seats.

5. all the regional base parties and caste parties seats had shrinked in seats and also vote percent.

6.BJP loses because hate politics and politics based on religion is discarded by people.

7. congress has won and revived in uttar pradesh.rahul gandhi charishma works in UP.

8.Youth and women won in significant number.

i m very happy that people of india voted for stable government.hats off to people of india.

also thanks to media n bleedindia.com in creating awareness.

shayad  ab nayi government ache se kam kare n development should BE PRIME GOAL.

I wish enviroment,pollution,agriculture n population control should also be focussed.lot of work has  to be done in energy sector.i wish manmohan singh ji would complete all their unfulfilled promise n hope  for better future of india.jai hind.

Election day

finally i cast my vote for first time in lok sabha, great feeling but the system is not very efficient.

i always hate to be in queue.

jahan dekho wahan par line lagao either it is for movie or rail ticket,any thing in india u have to wait.but  its my duty to cast vote, so here chalega. i m voting shayad baki jagah line  na lagana pade,its only hope.

first of all i have 2 suggestions:

1) for all those who dont cast vote, yar kab sudheroge ab to badal jao.apne vote ki importance samjho.hum log har samay system ko gariyate( i know dis is not d rite word but it is truth)  rehte

hain.yeh kharab hai,woh sahi nahi hai but we never raise finger to our self. it is easy to teach twenty people than to practise your own words.kab tak chalega yeh sab?

see we have to work jointly rising above caste creed colour n religion.nahi sudhere to we are doing unjustice to our coming generations.

2) for the election commision i know they are busy conducting fair election n i m satisfied with security arrangements but still the traditonal system is followed

wahi parchi katwao apna booth no find karo with the help of representive of political party sitting outside booth n  i need to thank them otherwise the process will be more tidious.

it is taking 2 minute for each voter to cast his vote but to find ur no in voter list is very tidious.waise hi kam vote hota hai aur isse aur kam padta hain.

no use of information technology ironically we are the  top in inforamtion technology.

if election commission can use a computer to help the people. the manual system for finding the booth no is very tidious.

 

sabse acha laga ki there were no of senior citizen who are casting their vote.sometimes i feel very ashamed what are the youths doing? i m not accusing everybody.actually 40% turn out.

no issue in elections. kab tak chalega dat we will vote on caste  religion.kab tak hamara chutiya katega( sorry again)?

jab tak hum apna chutiya katwaiyenge.abhi bhi samy hai jag jao nahi to u urself better what will be the consequences.

finally great to see the celebraties turning in good number but dekho india ka middle class kab  jagega.

tab tak ke liye soote hue india ko mera gud evening.

and uttar pradesh ke  leaders ke liye message:

kab tak u all will waste people money in making memorial and parks, kuch kam bhi kar lo.

development kuch hota hain to use kara dijiye.mandir masjid aur smarak se upar bhi kuch hai for eg BIJLI SADAK AND PANI also kuch environment ko bhi bhala kar do.global warming bad rahi hai .aise hi chala to chulu bhar pani bhi nahi milega kisi ko dubne ke liye.

dekho i leave dis blog with the hope of better future.

sorry for my chalu type (hinglish= hindi + english) language actually sms karte hue thodi curropt ho gayi, but the message is important.  chak de india.

picture quiz

1.identify the logo:

2. identify the movie:

3.identify the person in the pic:

 4.  In the 1983 world cup, who was the only member of the victorious Indian team to have not played a single game?

5.When Diego Maradona scored his ‘hand of God’ and goal of the century goals against England in 1986, who was the goalkeeper?