Idiots ( gandu )

kitni kharab hai apni life ,

dhoonte rehte hai hamesha apne liye wife.

padai se jee churate hain,

tutorials ki copy banate hain.

doosron ki ga** marte hai ,

aur apni frustration nikalte hai.

teerandaj bahut bante hain,

par frustrate hamesha rehte hain.

jab chahe sutta sulgate hai ,

apne dil ko jalate hain.

adhe time college main ga** marate hain,

phir bhi kuch nahi akr pate hain,

Kyunki hum hain GANDU ,

sabse bade gandu........

this is my original poem nt actually poem but something type of poem.

some words like wife symbolises girlfrnd or girl used jst for rhythm purpose.

the words like ga** is typical daily word used in college among boys bt here not used jst, like sensor board use beep in songs containing offensive word.

PS:

SORRY for sms type chalu language HINGLISH.

Super Sunday ! sunday of exams ...............

Sunday,the most awaited day of the week for most of us.

some have movie plans-filmy sunday,sum have shopping sunday in crowded malls n markets,some have sleeping sunday especially for indian bpo or IT professionals regaining all their sucked energy.

but there is a special section of the indian society called students or aspirants who have

worrying nervous super sunday n unaware about what the sunday has store for them.

with super sunday i mean million of students running in race for their aspirations.its nt the india pakistan clash but clash of lakhs of student VS various recruitment n selection fraternity.

if i ask u which is the most toughest examination in india?

for some iit or for some iim or for some ias? but i give u some eye opening facts which may slight change your opinion.

1.IIT JEE exam is conducted by JEE board for some 8000+ seats and no fo candidates are generally around 4 lakhs.

2.CAT examination by IIM for some 1500 to 2000 seats and no of students vary from 2.5 to 3 lakhs.

3.AIEEE by CBSE is one of the biggest exams for engg aspirants some 15000+ seats and no of candidates are 10 lakhs.

4.IAS Examination by UPSC,some of the 2 lakhs students generally appear for 500+ seats.

5.But this year either due to recession or sixth pay commmission,the SBI clerical exams is one of the bigest examination in nation history.

34 lakh canddates have apply for the 11000 post of clerical cadre of SBI.

The examination schedule spreads for 4 sundays of november,each sunday alloted for roughly 8.5 lakhs of student.it is one of the most toughest exam i feel.

so i leave it to you to decide but i think it is very tough here in india especially job scenario.in real sense it is super sunday for millllion of indian aspirants.BEST OF LUCK...........

Dhoni Mantra:girls,wines and cigarettes

The night of the Hyderabad ODI was one that every Indian fan is bound to find hard to forget.but our team india was very quickly over with wine,cigeerates and girls.

First up is captain Dhoni with a gaggle of girls. The girls clearly can't get enough of the smashing Indian skipper.actually he worked hard for his 6 runs from 15 balls.

Dhoni wasn't the only one enjoying female company - also Ravindra Jadeja seems to have had his piece of fun too.ravindra jadeja has worked so hard in getting run out.pravin kumar was making ring of smoke to gain attention.

Virender Sehwag was also seen behind a huge cloud of smoke.he is so irresponsible dat it is tough to write.have nybody seen the ad of insurance company in which sehwag and yuvi come they say cricket is their life,blah blah.........

WTF they are so disserious, i cant believe actually these new guys.when they spend their nights at partying then how they will win matches.

Are the Indian players out of line in behaving like this after such a shameless dispaly of play? Yes. With the team having lost, that's probably the most obvious sentiments.they are playing for bcci not india or billion fan following.

Sachin Tendulkar, meanwhile, was the only Indian cricketer to have given the party a miss. After all, he had scored a memorable 175 which was in vain.he is a legend n it is shame to even point a finger on this person.he is god for us.

the present team india(don't count legendary sachin) is a bunch of idiots who play more sincerely for their franchise than india.ACTUALLY they are like horses running in race course.they don't respect emotions of common indian.

also it is our mistake dat we have so much hyped about our cricket players n it is high time for bcci to seriously reconsider the present issue.it is shame for whole india.