Aal izz well..........

finally 2009 is coming to end in next 5-6 hours.
Aal izz well is in the air..........
Aamir khan is the king of december ,his 3rd consecutive superhit
in december.all earning moolahs in increasing order:
TZP < Ghazini < 3Idiots.
i think aal izz well only going for 3 idiots team especially aamir khan.
now coming to common public bhailog:
there is nothing which could be counted as aal is well.
Inflation is at peak, phir bhi bhaiya aal izz well..
Monsoon fail,drought hit, phir bhi bhaiya  aal izz well...
job hai joining nahi,phir bhi bhaiya  aal izz well...
electricity hai nahi ,tap main pani nahi
 phir bhi bhaiya  aal izz well...
degree hai job nahi,phir bhi bhaiya  aal izz well...
global warming hai bt kya hua
phir bhi bhaiya  aal izz well...
its tough to put up a brave face !!!!!!!!
major highlights of the year 2009:
1. Madhu koda and his 4000 crore scam.
2.Advaniji ka finally no aa gaya  retirement ke liye.
3.Gay sex between consenting adults is no more offense.
4.Copenhagen finally fails.
5.nobel prize  for Obama.,but that also dont
 prevent him from sending more troops in afganistan.
6.Swine flu came twice , back with a bang.all cause of mutating viruses.
7.Shashi tharoor's tweeter account is mor ein news than him.
8.Jarnail singh tossed a shoe at P.Chidambram
9.finally Liberhan report is tabled.i really guess if there
 is no leaking it may not be tabled also.
10.Kasab has short term memory loss problem.
11.A R Rahman receives oscar,proud moment for india.
 3 Idiots is the biggest hit of bollywood and tomorrow i m going to watch it.
finally happy new year to all aur zor se bolo phir se bhaiya all izz well.

Mere pass paa hai.........

i think u all remember the famous dialogue of 1975 movie deewar:
Amitabh Bachan - Aaj mere paas buildings hain, property hai, bank balance hai, bungla hai, gaari hai, kya hai tumhare paas
Shashi Kapoor - Mere paas Maa hai.
but after 24 years of movie finally amitabh bachan can go
back to shashi kappor and  say that :
tere paas maa hai to kya hua,
mere paas PAA hai.

pyaar impossible.........

Have u heard the song alisha... and pyaar impossible....... of movie

pyaar impossible ?the movie is about geek looking guy uday chopra and

our own desi girl priyanka chopra studying in some foreign college.

uday chopra is looking more idiotic den his former movies.

he is also the producer n writer of the movie n thus for the first time

he cast himself very well coz he  suits this character,playing  the 
character of nerd with spects and horrible hairstyle who is in

onesided love with priyanka chopra playing a sexy modern babe ,
who do skating,dance n riding on cycles more than studies.

i tel u why i write on dis ?this story is similar to ours,like our hero

jo bahut hi padaku appearing wala hai,and our heroine who is more like 

a model and less like a student,who is afraid of confessing his love 

to her may be coz of looks or some inferiority complex.its about them

who like our hero has onesided lovestory n can never speak i love you.

hum logon ki tarah jinhe lagta hai ki they r nt gud luking as the girl

( mind it girl is realy beautiful) and why would she love me etc etc.

actualy for them love is really impossible ..........


dats the plot of the movie n i know in movie really our hero will get the

alisha (priyanka). i dont know how either the hero will trnsform

 from nerd to machoman jst like surinder sahni to

 raj or girl will fall for nerd realising the importance of true love jst like

 tani ji  find in suri ji arey wahi movie yash chopra ki rab ne bana di jodi.

yeh bhi yash chopra ki hai, phir se risk le rahe. yeh uday chopra ki
 fourth inning hai shayad isbar retirement le le.

par yeh to thi reel life bt real life aisa kuch hota hai kya ?

i dont think so.?bt in real life i have seen lot of marriages in which the
 guy is realy idiotic i mean jisne khali jindagi bhar pada hai and unki
 wife maal hoti hai.sorry for the choice of word but this is what we
 generally use.i think the chance of pyaar impossible of nerd + beautiful 
girl has very low probablity somewhat like 10 ki power -6  
ie one in million case.i wish hamara bhi pyaar kabhie pyaar

impossible se pyar possible ho jaye.
so uday chopra to lucky hai unka shayad beda par ho jaye hum logo ka
 kya hoga? kya apna no ayega ?

kya apna\aapka  pyaar impossible se pyaar possible hoga?

chalo i leave all this answer to time.wish  luck to me n million others .

ps:

agar kisi ka pyaar possible ho gaya ho to tell me by posting.

yeh hai meri kahaani .........

यह है मेरी कहानी,

खामोश जिंदगानी

room no 23 में कहीं बीत जाये ना मेरी जवानी

ये है मेरी कहानी

खामोश जिंदगानी ........

प्लेसमेंट की आस में ,

गर्लफ्रेंड की तलाश मैं .

कहीं बीत जाये ना मेरी जवानी

ये है मेरी कहानी

खामोश जिंदगानी ........

मेस मैं लाइन लगते हुए ,

बाथरूम मैं चिलाते हुए, .

कहीं बीत जाये ना मेरी जवानी

ये है मेरी कहानी

खामोश जिंदगानी ........

photocopy की शॉप से लेकर चाय की दूकान तक,

lecture रूम से लेकर हॉस्टल रूम तक ,

बस इतनी दूर सिमित है मेरी जिंदगानी .

ये है मेरी कहानी

खामोश जिंदगानी ........

हॉस्टल की दीवार फांदते हुए ,

रात को चाय की चुस्कियां लगते हुए,

तस के पत्ते खेलते हुए ,

असीमित BC करते हुए.

कहीं बीत जाये ना मेरी जवानी,

ये है मेरी कहानी

खामोश जिंदगानी ........

Engineering Student's Taxonomy

Taxonomy is the practice and science of classification.here, i try to categorise the engineering/other graduate students.there are broadly three kinds of people in my opinion.

TYPE 1:

the bunch of peoples called padaku,ghissus or muggers etc adjectives varying from college to college.

they are very special breed of peoples.their main characteristics are :

1] have almost full attendence.

2] sit on the front rows.

3] unnecesary hand raising for putting stupid question during boring lectures of dumb teachers.

4] preparing a month before exams and create the tentative course of exams which used to be huge.

5] apple of teacher's eye.

6] bunking is an offence for them.

7] use lot of reference book which are very expensive n bulky too.

8] they make engineering hell for TYPE 2 &3 category.

TYPE 2 :

1]they are the ones who brainlessly copied what was written on the board.

2]they are moderates.

3]they generally start studying week ago before exams.

TYPE 3:

1] can survive without classes,professors but not without last years papers.

2]they generally slash the course,cutting out the useless or tough part which was either too hard or too.mathmatical probability and law of average is also used to add or slice the course by analysing the last 10 year papers.

3] the final course generally finalized on the last days.

4] they work very hard on penultimate day of exams.

5] they are back benchers and all time member of mass bunk forum.

6] rely on Chotta FHORTCUT.

but still all the three type make a class and each has its own relavance.

PS : some characteristics i may have miss so if u have some thing then post your suggestions as comments.