Band Baaja Baraati & Shaadi..........

In last 2 month. i have attended two weddings

in both these wedding of my very good friends, i got this opportunity to observe the marriage in my frame:

1. love cum arrange marriage are just like conditions of  mathematical differentiabilty. 

  LHS & RHS limit should exist and also LHS limit=RHS limit where as
  LHS & RHS in physical world mean aspirations and expectations  of bride(left) and groom(right) side.

2.the singers of bandwalla  are the worst singers.

3.the groom who sits on horse  looks most idiotic , actually it appears donkey siting on horse.

4.duniya main sabse slow  band baaja aur unke saath ki baarat hoti hai( <1 km in 2 hrs)

5.Bride n Groom ka photo session with so called relatives is the most cruel practice.

even the wax statue at madame tussade must be laughing them.

6.Photographer and Camera man consider themselves no more than aamir khan. so many retake and reshoot.

7.Waiting for baarat is the most frustrating thing for some people who only turn up in such parties 

for food.

8.It is an arena for some most active kitty parties aunties to flaunt their latest wardrobes and jewellary.

9.If u r a bachelor or single , dont worry there are enough uncle-aunty actually match making experts
desperatly to get u hooked . I really think they get commission for fixing marriages :)))
seriously i can write a whole blog on them.
10.Most importantly, Doston ke sath hi sabse jyada maza aata hai.

Shaadi's these day are new parameter of social status to flaunt your money,power .

cutting short,irrespective of all what written above
I love Shaadi, band baaja baraat.....

PS:
1. Election Time in UP and I too voted .
2.Four  Marriages of my close friends in next two month.
3.Missing 27 May 2011 Shaadi  in which i wake up whole night to watch
the whole marriage ,it was unforgettable masti time with my friends.